Jesus: Now with more Superpowers!
So it looks like Jesus had more superpowers than what are traditionally listed in the Bible. According to this Egyptian text, he was also a shapeshifter. I think this definitely makes the story of...
View ArticleNew Orleans can never be #1 at anything
So this was published a couple weeks ago, but I feel like I have been bagging on NOLA an awful lot lately, and I didn’t want to post anything about it. It is, however, too funny/depressing to ignore....
View ArticleThe Victim Complex is Strong with This One
An incident that took place at PyCon (had no idea what that was) over the weekend came to my attention today, and I must comment on how pathetic the whole situation is. Apparently this woman heard...
View ArticleIdentity of Dongle Micro-Aggressor (Falsely) Revealed **Update**
Reblogged from Gucci Little Piggy: Update II: Figured out who the guy on the left is. Waiting for responses from various people involved before I go any further. Lots of people not saying much....
View ArticleAdria fired
SendGrid has posted this to their FaceBook. I hate to indulge in schadenfreude too much, but good. She is a bad person with a vastly overblown sense of victimhood and self-importance. Maybe now she...
View ArticleSong of the Weekend
Why? Because Danzig motherfuckers! That’s the only reason you ever need. Go forth, get drunk, and ask yourself, What Would Danzig Do?
View ArticleFor reals, MLB?
Major League Baseball is apparently suing a clinic in Florida that has been accused of supplying players with PEDs. What the shit is that? This has to get dismissed on summary judgement. They are...
View ArticleThe Scientific Rationale for Bros Before Hoes
An interesting study appeared in the journal Human Nature about a year ago, that I have only now stumbled across. (Or across which I have only now stumbled, if we are following archaic rules of...
View ArticleThanks, Don Young.
We can’t do anything right. Just when people were starting to forget about the insufferable muppetry that is Sara Palin this jerkoff has to go and call Hispanic people wetbacks. On my dad’s radio...
View ArticleThe drums of monotheism
Soon after the bombings yesterday, I noticed on Twitter a large call to not make assumptions, to not rush to judgement and accuse Islam. Fuck that. Islam, j’accuse. This is not an assumption nor a...
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